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Cast:
Steven
Seagal
Ja
Rule
Morris
Chestnut
Nia
Peeples
Tony
Plana
Claudia
Christian
Kurupt
Action:
Hung
Yan Yan
Art
Camacho
Producer:
Steven
Seagal
Director:
Don
Michael Paul
Score:
    
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HALF
PAST DEAD
AKA:
Lockdown ||
The Rock
Year:
2002 Reviewer: Tony
Ryan
Following
on from the relative success of 'Exit Wounds', Seagal teamed
up with another hip hop star, Ja Rule, to capitalise on the
popularity of what has recently become known as rap fu.
Unfortunately,
the few redeeming features present on Exit Wounds were quickly
discarded by ex-'Renegade' director Don Michael Paul in
creating one of the most generic and hackneyed of action
movies I've seen in years. Quite an achievement considering
how generic these types of film usually are in the first
place!
Seagal
plays an undercover FBI agent placed into a maximum-security
prison - the new Alcatraz. As I said, we've all seen this
setup a million times before, and with nothing new in terms of
action, plot or performance on offer, it quickly becomes a
waste of time. The addition of hip hop stars such as Ja Rule
and Kurupt is clearly a cynical marketing ploy to appeal to
the kind of kids that flocked in droves to see 'Romeo
Must Die' and 'Exit Wounds'. Unfortunately, DMX who
appeared in those average flicks actually looks like an
impressive actor compared to the line up here.
If
you're still reading this review, then you obviously have an
interest in Steven Seagal movies, so let's forget the rehashed
plot, dodgy hip hop leads and music video direction and focus
on the main man himself. Unfortunately, playing the same
quietly spoken good guy as usual, he could have phoned in this
performance. The little hand-to-hand combat on offer is quite
nicely choreographed and executed but far too infrequent to
recommend a viewing. Most of the action is gunplay and
explosions, and is poorly done, looking more like a film
student's attempt to mimic 'The
Killer' and 'The Matrix' than offering anything remotely
realistic.
In
conclusion, 'Half Past Dead' is another poor addition to the rap
fu genre and is less entertaining than both 'Exit Wounds'
and 'Romeo Must Die', whose audience this clearly aims itself
at. However, if you're a big Seagal fan, and are willing to
remove your brain for 2 hours then the pyrotechnics, short
bursts of aikido and an extremely attractive Nia Peebles may
make this worth your while.
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